“I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.”
Anonymous asked: Scratch that. I checked out more of your photos, I am definitely prettier! Ha, so what do you have now besides Cheetos stuck in your fat rolls?